- I'm married.
- I'm a pre-nursing student.
- I like vampires.
- My Dad was a cop.
- My husband is an animal control officer.... I want 95% of the dogs he has at work
- I like scotch... scotchy scotch scotch.

“When life gives you lemons, just say ‘Fuck the lemons’ and bail.”
Paul Rudd, Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Reblogged from Matt Loves Dudes.