Oh shit! It's the cops!

1. Hug it out, bitch.

2. Never leave your desk items unattended or they could end up in the vending machine. Or in Jell-O.

3. Dwight thinks it’s Friday…so keep that going.

4. Gaydar is sold at Sharper Image

5. Chili’s is the best place to have a meeting or party.

6. Bob Vance of Vance…